Wednesday, July 20, 2016

FTW220 - Toy Soldiers (1991)

  
  
  
In which our intrepid trio do our best Hans, Karl, and Theo impressions while taking a look back at our childhood and the 1991 film, Toy Soldiers.  
  
Yay/Nay (4:43)  The Vasectomist • Ghostbusters (2016) • The Bourne Ultimatum • OJ: Made In America • Stranger Things •  
  
Movie Battle Royale (24:31)  Juno vs. Jumanji • Mary Poppins vs Face/Off • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me vs The Ring • Quantum Of Solace vs. Robocop • The Bourne Supremacy vs. Contact •  
  
Main Review (38:29)  
  
Spoilers (1:09:17)  
  
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Wednesday, July 13, 2016

FTW219 - The Sting

  
  
   
In which our intrepid trio set up the longest con ever: over 200 episodes of having you people listen to us with nothing to show for it. But at least we were able to discuss this classic Newman and Redford film!  
  
Yay/Nay (9:31) The Last Wave • The Good Dinosaur • The Night Before • Orange Is The New Black • Whiskey Tango Foxtrot • Top Of The Lake • 10 Cloverfield Lane • The Bourne Supremacy • Anomolisa •  
  
  
Trailer Hitches (37:40) La La Land • Free Fire • Loving •  
  
  
Main Review (54:37)  
  
Spoilers (1:26:59)  
  
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Wednesday, July 6, 2016

FTW218 - The Last Wave (1977)

  
In which our intrepid trio are down one since Hermano decided to gleefully play with his didgeridoo in private. However, joining us is the always willing Dustin Schultz. Please follow Dustin on twitter @DTWS4 and take a look at his Letterboxd page letterbox.com/dustinschultz/films  
  
Yay/Nay (4:30) Don't Think Twice • I Saw The Light • Term Life • Any Given Wednesday • Zootopia • The Neon Demon • Swiss Army Man •  
  
Trailer Hitches (18:19)  Trolls • Imperium • Equity •  
  
Main Review (34:50)  
  
Spoilers (56:16)  
  
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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

FTW217 - The Neon Demon

  
In which our intrepid trio are seduced by the glitz and glamour of one of our favorite directors and discuss The Neon Demon. Were we seduced again or did we find fault in his less than subtle techniques?  
  
Yay/Nay (4:14) Blow Out • The Shallows • Lights Out (short) • Veep Season 5 • Bambi • Point Break (2015) • The Visit • Game Of Thrones Season 6 Finale (SPOILERS!!!) •  
  
Trailer Hitches (46:55)  Mechanic: Resurrection • Jack Reacher: Never Go Back • Bleed For This •  
  
Main Review (1:03:13)  
  
Spoilers (1:31:51)  
  
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Wednesday, June 22, 2016

FTW216 - The Man Who Wasn't There

  
   
  
In which our intrepid trio get embroiled in mystery and murder while discussing this 2001 Coen Brothers film.  
  
Yay/Nay (9:21)  Nintendo Quest • Creed • The Bourne Identity • Bob Ross: The Joy Of Painting • Voltron (Netflix) • Game Of Thrones (SPOILERS!) •  
  
Trailer Hitches (39:11) Nerve • Anthropoid • Sultan •  
  
Main Review (52:52)  
  
Spoilers (1:16:49)  
  
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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

FTW215 - Tony Manero

  
  
In which our intrepid trio perform our best disco moves on live TV while giving our impressions of the 2008 Chilean film, Tony Manero.  
  
Yay/Nay (7:00) Scott Pilgrim Vs The World • Trick 'r Treat • Broadchurch • Galaxy Quest • Fatal Attraction •  
  
Movie Battle Royal (24:50)  Constantine v Pirates 1 • Old School v The Simpsons Movie • Fight Club v The Terminator • Shrek 2 v Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen • Its A Wonderful Life v Minority Report •   
  
Main Review (38:10)  
  
Spoilers (57:47)  
  
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Wednesday, June 8, 2016

FTW214 - Mon Oncle

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In which our intrepid trio stumble about with the help of Mark Hurne of the Criterion Close Up Podcast. Please follow Mark on twitter @MarkHurne and listen to his podcast on iTunes.  
  
Yay/Nay (7:09) Gremlins • Labyrinth • The Karate Kid • The Fits • Lady Dynamite • The Lobster • White Bird In A Blizzard • Ali • Jury Duty Instructional Video • Hush • Toy Story 3 •  
  
Marks Criterion 101 (40:06) World On A Wire • The Kennedy Films Of Robert Drew & Associates • Brief Encounter • Fantastic Planet • Complete Jacque Tati Box Set •  
  
Main Review (56:13)  
  
Close/Outtakes (1:36:54)